U brag about yourself.

I am an expert on the American Constitution:

The Constitution was written in Philadelphia .
Ben Franklin was so sick that he was carried
    in to meetings in a chair.
The rule of law is a principle of democracy.
The separation of powers is important.
The Bill of Rights guarantees freedom of
   speech.
Bills are passed in the legislative branch.
The Supreme Court is the highest court in the
   U.S.A.
The Cabinet advises the President.